taking my ball

《taking my ball》是Jay-Z、Eminem演唱的一首歌曲，收錄於2009年發行專輯《Relapse: Refill》中。

基本介紹

• 中文名稱：Taking My Ball
• 外文名稱：Taking My ball
• 所屬專輯：Relapse: Refill
• 歌曲時長：05:28
• 發行時間：2009年
• 歌曲原唱：Jay-Z，Eminem
• 歌曲語言：英語

原版歌詞

Make my vocals sound sexy,

Come on man, come on man, okay

[Chorus]

It feels so wrong cos

it feels so right,

but its all right, its ok with me,

ill do my steps all by myself,

I dont need nobody to play with me,

but if you just give me a chance,

i can put you in a trance

the way I dance,

but dont nobody wanna

play with me so Im

taking my ball and going

home, hooome,

[Verse 1]

Im that guy man, shove

a dime up in my hind end,

And crush it with my

butt muscles as I cut vocals,

Slut poke holes in your

shirt jump in mud puddles,

While I stomp mud holes

in your ass girl lets cuddle,

Blood curdling on your

girdle whatll,

I do for my next trick

Im feeling wonderful,

I think I might just

do something a little less subtle,

Shove a fucking Tonka

truck up a little kids butt hole,

Feel the wrath of a psychopath

slash Ambassador,

of the Valentines Day

massacre slash assassin,

I slash her in ass with

an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,

Put a catheter in and

jump in the bath with her,

In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,

The fun I can have with a strap on,

Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,

And make the bitch run a triathlon,

Are those pistachios?

Damn id like to have some,

Laying on the patio man

rolling a fat one,

Shady drop the magic

marker put the cap on,

Goddamn man are you that

much of an asshole.

[Chorus]

It feels so wrong cos

it feels so right,

but its all right, its ok with me,

ill do my steps all by myself,

I dont need nobody to play with me,

but if you just give me a chance,

i can put you in a trance

the way I dance,

but dont nobody wanna

play with me so Im

taking my ball and going

home, home,

[Verse 2]

Im like Houdini,

Tuck my teeny, eenie,

weenie between each,

one of my thighs and

make it disappear like Houdini.

Make this shit disappear

like Tara Ried in a bikini,

Believe me homie you

dont know the meaning of a meanie.

They call me the fruit

loop from Jupiter,

Im tryna maneuver the

hoover up in your poop shoot, dont move or ya,

Might get it stuck up

so fuckin far up in your uvula,

You aint gonna know what

he was tryna do to your gloutius.

Totally tubular, sniffin

glue through a tube in the studio,

Now who do ya think is

more fruitier?

Weeniers smothered in

peanut butter,

Pudding on the tube of

your eye shadow,

And thatd look nice,

you shoulda seen it mother.

I think I put a piece

of art on my Visa card,

Then Ill go beat Mischa

Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)

And mosy on over to Rosie

ODonnells, with McDonalds,

Jump in her lap and watch

the Sopranos.

[Chorus]

It feels so wrong cos

it feels so right,

but its all right, its ok with me,

ill do my steps all by myself,

I dont need nobody to play with me,

but if you just give me a chance,

i can put you in a trance

the way I dance,

but dont nobody wanna

play with me so Im

taking my ball and going

home, home,

[Verse 3]

Shady whatre ya doin

chewin on a human?

Grab an aluminum bat

and hide a clue in the back room,

And assumin the fact

that that dudes in the back room,

Usin the bathroom, vacuumin

a raccoon,

Skewin a rat, a cat,

screwin a baboon.

You shouldnt ask, What

is he doin with that broom?.

You should be glad he

aint leave you full of stab wounds,

You in a trance, Im back

doing my dance, ooh.

But theyre afraid I might

get Sarah Palin,

By the hair and make

her wear a bathin suit and take her parasailin.

Shady why do you gotta

pick on the lady for,

Why you make her read

84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?

Cause Im scared, theres

monsters under my bed,

Kelly Pickler hid my

juicebox under my bassinet,

No wonder my ass is wet,

my diaper needs to be changed,

Do you like graffiti

dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]

It feels so wrong, does

it feel so right? But its alright, its okay with me.

Ill do my steps all by

myself, I dont need nobody to play with me,

But if you just give

me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .

But dont nobody wanna

play with me so Im taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]

Fine...Nobody wants to

play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMM

[ti:Taking My Ball]

[ar:Eminem]

[al:Relapse (Bonus CD)]

[by:]

[00:01.12]Eminem -Taking My Ball

[00:01.85]專輯:Relapse (Bonus CD)

[00:04.04]

[00:05.12]

[00:08.08]Make my vocals sound sexy,

[00:15.65]Come on man, come on man, okay,

[00:20.87]

[00:21.33]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,

[00:23.59]But it's all right, it's ok with me,

[00:26.26]I'll do my steps all by myself,

[00:28.85]I don't need nobody to play with me,

[00:31.50]But if you just give me a chance,

[00:33.48]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,

[00:36.08]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm

[00:38.62]taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[00:41.52]

[00:42.14]I'm that guy man,

[00:43.09]Shove a diamond up my hind end,

[00:45.12]and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles,

[00:47.78]Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,

[00:50.52]While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,

[00:52.60]Now lets cuddle,

[00:53.29]Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,

[00:55.30]What I do for my next trick,

[00:56.93]I'm feeling wonderful,

[00:58.40]I think I might just do something a little less subtle,

[01:01.14]Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,

[01:03.76]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of

[01:06.58]The valentines day massacre slash assassin

[01:08.76]I slash her in the ass with a icicle

[01:11.16]And leave her laying a blood bath

[01:13.33]While I put a catheter in

[01:15.04]And jump in the bath with her,

[01:16.94]In my spiderman mask man

[01:18.51]Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,

[01:20.78]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon,

[01:24.37]Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some,

[01:27.46]Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,

[01:30.24]Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,

[01:32.78]God damn man are you that much of an asshole,

[01:35.32]

[01:35.81]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,

[01:37.48]But its all right, its ok with me,

[01:40.18]I'll do my steps all by myself,

[01:42.70]I don't need nobody to play with me,

[01:45.38]But if you just give me a chance,

[01:47.33]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,

[01:49.89]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm

[01:52.48]taking my ball and going home, home,

[01:55.85]

[01:56.12]I'm like houdini,

[01:56.89]Tuck my teeny eeny weeny between each

[01:58.90]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,

[02:01.45]Make shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,

[02:04.08]You don't know the meaning of a meanie,

[02:06.71]They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,

[02:09.27]I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,

[02:11.41]Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far in your uvula

[02:14.74]You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,

[02:17.54]Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia

[02:20.57]Now who do ya think is more fruitier,

[02:22.58]Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube

[02:25.22]Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,

[02:27.42]You should have seen it mother,

[02:28.27]I think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card,

[02:30.84]Then I'll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart

[02:33.16]Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell's

[02:35.69]With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..

[02:38.39]

[02:38.79]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,

[02:40.69]But its all right, its ok with me,

[02:43.40]I'll do my steps all by myself,

[02:46.03]I don't need nobody to play with me,

[02:48.81]But if you just give me a chance,

[02:50.68]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,

[02:53.21]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm

[02:55.75]taking my ball and going home, home,

[02:58.83]

[02:59.27]Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,

[03:01.42]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room

[03:04.29]Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room

[03:07.25]Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,

[03:09.95]Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon,

[03:12.59]You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom,

[03:15.28]You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds,

[03:17.90]You in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh,

[03:20.65]But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair

[03:23.29]And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing

[03:25.63]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,

[03:27.88]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?

[03:30.99]Cos I'm scared there's monster's under my bed,

[03:33.75]Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet,

[03:36.24]No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,

[03:38.88]You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name,

[03:41.06]

[03:41.60]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,

[03:44.02]But its all right, its ok with me,

[03:46.74]I'll do my steps all by myself,

[03:49.28]I don't need nobody to play with me,

[03:52.18]But if you just give me a chance,

[03:53.97]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,

[03:56.48]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm

[03:59.12]taking my ball and going home, home

[04:10.27]

中文翻譯

這種感覺很不好因為這種感覺太正確，但無所謂，這與我沒關係。

我會自己堅守立場，我不需要任何人來和我一起，

但是如果你給我一個機會，我可以讓你在我的表演中沉醉。

但沒人想與我一起，因此我拿著我的球 然後回家。

我就是那個傢伙

將鑽石塞入我的後腿並用我強壯的屁股肌肉擠壓它，並在那時切掉泡泡

婊子在你的襯衫里露出（她們的） 洞，跳入泥漿（讓你名聲掃地）

我使勁戳你屁股上的污水坑現在讓我們擁抱

潺潺而流的血液凝固成痂

我下一步要怎么做（才能達到目的）我感覺非常美妙，

我覺得我應該做事少一些狡猾的方式

使勁將黑香豆塞入孩子的（不懂事的人）屁眼

（因為）神經病砍了大使（看起來正直的人）而感到憤怒

在情人節暗殺者進行大屠殺

我用冰柱在她的屁眼裡亂砍，

並讓她躺在充滿血水的浴缸， 然後插入導管並跳進浴缸與她一起

帶上我的蜘蛛俠面具 試想想捆綁起來的樂趣

把它刺進Kim Kardashian的屁股讓那個婊子跑鐵人三項

那些該死的開心果 我倒是希望有一些

躺在房間的露台上 跟個胖的一起翻滾

Shady把製造者除名

帶上保險套

他媽的上帝你就像個屁眼一樣

這種感覺很不好因為這種感覺太正確，但無所謂，這與我沒關係。

我會自己堅守立場，我不需要任何人來和我一起，

但是如果你給我一個機會，我可以讓你在我的表演中沉醉。

但沒人想與我一起，因此我拿著我的球 然後回家。

我就像Houdini，弄一小撮（催化劑）在中間

（弄在）我的一條大腿上 然後像妖怪一樣消失

就他媽消失的像Tara Reid穿比基尼，相信我夥計

你並不知道那卑劣的意義

他們叫我從木星來的水果環

我嘗試著巧妙的移動我的吸塵器並在你的船尾噴發，

不要動或者你已經（爽到）他媽的無法移動你的小舌

你永遠都不會知道他在你的屁股上做了什麼

通過那管道（yindao)深吸你膠質的（氣味）

現在誰讓你思維纏綿

弄上些花生醬（為了）那管道變得平整

你的眼影和男人在一起看起來順眼

你必然見過它媽媽

我想我會在我的簽證上弄些藝術品

然後我就去見（毆打）Mischa Barton

並漫步於Rosie Donnell，與麥當勞一起

跳進在她懷裡並一起看看黑道家族

這種感覺很不好因為這種感覺太正確，但無所謂，這與我沒關係。

我會自己堅守立場，我不需要任何人來和我一起，

但是如果你給我一個機會，我可以讓你在我的表演中沉醉。

但沒人想與我一起，因此我拿著我的球 然後回家。