《Lame Claim to Fame》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，Al Yankovic作詞作曲，收錄專輯《Mandatory Fun》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Lame Claim to Fame
- 所屬專輯：Mandatory Fun
- 歌曲原唱： Weird Al Yankovic
- 填詞：Al Yankovic
- 譜曲：Al Yankovic
歌曲歌詞
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill
Was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friend's brother
Well he was an extra in Wayne's World 2
My neighbour's baby sitter
Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue
I swear Jack Nicholson
Looked right at me at a Laker's game
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Check it out I bought a second hand toaster
From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria
Well he sure sounded legit
My sister used to take piano lessons
From the second cousin of Ralph Nader
Last year I threw up in an elevator
Next to Christian Slater
Well guess what my birthday and Kim Kardashian's
Are exactly the same
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
A really lame
Lame clain to fame
Once at a party my dentist accidentally
Sneezed on Russell Crowe
I posted first in the comments
On a YouTube video
I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi
But he told me this seat's taken
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy
Who know a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon
I had a car that used to belong
To Cuba Gooding Jr's uncle
A friend of mine in high school
Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel
One time I was staying in the same hotel
As Zooey Deschanel
I used the same napkin dispenser
As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell
I don't mean to brag but
Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
A really lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
A really really really lame
Lame claim to fame
Ow let's get lame boys
