《American Sports》是歌手Arctic Monkeys演唱的一首歌曲，收錄在專輯《Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino》中。
So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space
Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
I saw this aura over the battleground states
I lost some money, lost the keys
But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase
And I never thought, not in a million years
That I'd meet so many lovers
Can I please have my money back?
My virtual reality mask is stuck on ‘Parliament Brawl’
Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall
Breaking news they take the truth and make it and fluid
The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
A montage of the latest ancient ruins
Soundtracked by a chorus of you don't know what you're doing
And I never thought, not in a million years
That I'd meet so many lovers
And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports
And I never thought, not in a million years
That I'd meet so many lovers
Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
I saw this aura over the battleground states
I lost some money, lost the keys
But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase
And I never thought, not in a million years
That I'd meet so many lovers
Can I please have my money back?
My virtual reality mask is stuck on ‘Parliament Brawl’
Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall
Breaking news they take the truth and make it and fluid
The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
A montage of the latest ancient ruins
Soundtracked by a chorus of you don't know what you're doing
And I never thought, not in a million years
That I'd meet so many lovers
And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports
And I never thought, not in a million years
That I'd meet so many lovers
