《The Laarge Daark Aardvark》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄於《My Name Is Allan》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Laarge Daark Aardvark
- 所屬專輯：My Name Is Allan
- 歌曲原唱：Allan Sherman
- 音樂風格： 流行
歌曲歌詞
This is the start of the
Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
There is a large dark aardvark
In the park
They say he’s missing from the zoo
That’s me folks
And the police are
Looking high and low
But they have not seen him;
Have you
Peek-a-boo
Why did he go
Oh I’ll tell you the reason:
’Cause it’s aardvark
Mating season
When an aardvark makes a date
He sneaks right through
That old zoo gate
So if you see two aardvarks
Necking in the park
Don’t upset their apple cart
Do not be a spy
You’re not the FBI
And you should never break
An aardvark’s heart
This is the second chorus
Of the Aardvark Song
To be an aardvark is not easy folks
’Cause all you get to eat is ants
(dee-licious )
And all the other animals make jokes
At your attempts to find romance
(very funny )
Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses
Or at fat rhinoceroses
But an aardvark makes them howl
Because he’s neither fish nor fowl;
He’s like a kangaroo
In love with a gnu
And that’s what makes
The zoo folks laugh
All of this is so
And here is how I know:
I’m your friendly
Neighborhood giraffe
This is the end of
The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
