《I Remember Larry》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，由Weird Al Yankovic作詞作曲，收錄於《Bad Hair Day》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：I Remember Larry
- 所屬專輯：Bad Hair Day
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 填詞：Weird Al Yankovic
- 譜曲：Weird Al Yankovic
歌曲歌詞
Say do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around
Boy what a joker
What a funny funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Say do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey how 'bout the day he put Ben gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube with glue
All those wedgies he gave all those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar' I swear it was a laugh a minute with you
Boy what a joker
What a funny funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half
Well he really got me good that time
Say do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag
Oh boy what a joker
What a funny funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy what a joker
What a funny funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
Oh I remember Larry
