《Here S Your Sign Christmas》是Bill Engvall演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Here's Your Christmas Album》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version)
- 所屬專輯：Here's Your Christmas Album
- 歌曲原唱：Bill Engvall
- 發行日期：1999年9月28日
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus
The woman in line behind me says hey is that Santa Claus up there
I said no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double
Here's your sign
The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door
As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said
Hey are you going to hang that on your door
I said no sir it's a Christmas toilet seat cover
Got the idea from Martha Stewart
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
I hung those little Christmas lights on my house
You know the kind that blink on and off
My neighbour comes over and says
Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that
I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it
Plugging and unplugging it
Here's your sign
I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night
When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says
Hey y'all here to buy a Christmas tree
I said no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom
And these trees looked really inviting
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time
The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood
Looking at all the Christmas decorations
When we came across this house that had a manger scene
Now there was this whole group of people looking at
It when I overheard this one guy say
Hey are those the three wise men
I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign
Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time
And I heard a woman ask the clerk
Do you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve
And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said here's your sign
Happy holidays everybody
