《92 Weird Diseases》是 The Magnetic Fields演唱的歌曲，Stephin Merritt作詞作曲，收錄專輯《50 Song Memoir》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：92 Weird Diseases
- 所屬專輯：50 Song Memoir
- 歌曲原唱： The Magnetic Fields
- 譜曲：Stephin Merritt
歌曲歌詞
When I was yea high 'til I was three
I suffered from petit mal epilepsy
Any excitement gave me a fit
But there were drugs to cure me of it
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever Krishna sneezes
I get weird diseases
So at the least sign of emotion
I got a tranquilizing potion
Thus from the time I was a young boy
I could feel neither anger nor joy
Just weird diseases
Random weird diseases
Once from eating recalled cheeses
I got weird diseases
Nearly fatal renal cysts
Maybe Asperger's if that exists
Pityriasis rosea
Two separate times giardia
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Wafting on the toxic breezes
I get weird diseases
Debilitating spider bites
Hiccups for three days and nights
A thousand earaches one deformed eardrum
Hyperacusis what's that from
It's from weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever baby Jesus pleases
He gives me weird diseases
Chronic fatigue
COPD
Petit mal epilepsy
Two big holes inside my brain
Migraine aura sans migraine
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
