糟糕歷史第1季

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電影名稱：糟糕歷史第1季

電影類型：歐美劇

出產地區：歐美

Episode	Title	Written by	Original airdate
101	"Series 1, Episode 1"	Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward	16April2009
Song: Gorgeous Georgians:"The 4Georges: Born 2 Rule" (boyband parody). Lyrics by Dave Cohen with additional lyrics by Laurence Rickard and Caroline Norris. Performed by Ben Willbond, Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby and Jim Howick. Sketches: Rotten Romans: The pre-gladiatorial custom of staging fights at funerals. Imagine spot: High school for aspiring gladiators. Frightful First World War:Lice wars (partly animated). "Ready Steady Feast": German wartime food substitutes (parody ofReady Steady Cook). Putrid Pirates:TheBlack Spot. CaptainBlack Bartlists off his rules to the new recruits. Savage Stone Age:Stone Age Tool Set (advertisement). The (not-so-)carefully reconstructed funeral of a tribal chief. Vicious Vikings:"Historical Hairdressers": Ear spoons. Video game: Warrior! Viking vs Monk. Gorgeous Georgians:Special guestMeera Syalis the storyteller of Twisted Fairytales: "The Three Little Pigs" (window tax). How to vote in Georgian elections.
102	"Series 1, Episode 2"	Mark Blakewill, Lucy Clarke, James Harris, George Poles, Steve Punt, George Sawyer and Ben Ward	23April2009
Song: Terrible Tudors: "The Wives ofHenry VIII: Divorced Beheaded & Died". Lyrics by Terry Deary. Performed by Ben Willbond. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages:Shouty Man: New! Pee-sil Non-Bio Laundry Detergent (parody ofPersil). City officials discuss how to curb defecating out of windows--while walking below them. Savage Stone Age:"Historical Hospital": Tattoo and trepanning treatments. Caveman Art Show: Preserving the head of a dead relative. Woeful Second World War:Mary, the heroic carrier pigeon(animated). The commandant of a German POW camp tries to keep a determined British officer from escaping. Slimy Stuarts:Stupid Deaths:Francis Bacon. "My Stuart Family" tries to keep up with the neighbors with the help of some exotic new foods (parody ofMy Family). Awful Egyptians:King Pepi's Super Sticky Anti-Fly Honey Slave (advertisement). Imagine spot: An over-entitled pharaoh insists on the invention of the pyramid. Twisted Fairytales: "The Princess and the Pea" (eliminating rivals to the throne) Terrible Tudors:"This Is Your Reign": King Henry VIII reunites with his friends, advisors and wives--too bad he's had most of them executed (parody ofThis Is Your Life).
103	"Series 1, Episode 3"	Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt, Ben Ward and Arnold Widdowson	30April2009
Song: Awful Egyptians: "Making a Mummy". Performed by Jim Howick. Sketches: Wicked Witches:Let a random old lady take the blame for your bad luck with Witchfinder's Direct (infomercial). Twisted Fairytales: "The Frog Prince" (witchcraft). The Middle Ages (Witch)Craft Show demonstrates how accusations can also be used to get revenge. Vicious Vikings:Top Three Weird Viking Beliefs: the origin of the first man and woman, life after death (in eitherValhallaor Hell) and the story ofThor searching for his stolen hammer(partially animated). Potty Pioneers:Captain Robert Scott is well-prepared for his disastrousrace to the South Pole. Awful Egyptians:A picky widow chooses a mummification style for her husband. Shouty Man: New! All-Purpose Ancient Egyptian Mummy. Rotten Romans:Nerouses Christians as candles. Imagine spot: HHTV Sport: Lions vs Christians. Slimy Stuarts:HHTV News: Charles I's execution. "Historical Wife Swap": The Miserables, aPuritanfamily, swap withCavalierfamily the Merrys post-Restoration(parody ofWife Swap).
104	"Series 1, Episode 4"	Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt and Ben Ward	7May2009
Song: Terrible Tudors: "Terrible Tudors". Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas and Ben Willbond. Sketches: Smashing Saxons:"Saxon EastEnders" finds a ruler trying to mediate a family feud via the newWeregeldlaw (parody ofEastEnders). A paranormal researcher attempts to locate the source of a haunting in "Anglo-Saxon Ghost Hunt" (parody ofGhost Hunt). Vile Victorians:"Ready Steady Feast":Dr William Buckland, famed eater of weird things--including the preserved heart of a king. Stupid Deaths:Matthew Webb. Frightful First World War:TNT Hair Dye (advertisement). Dodgy War Inventions No. 16:Zeppelinairship (animated). Groovy Greeks:"Historical Hospital":Hippocratesdemonstrates his unorthodox diagnostic techniques.Alexander the Greatand his adviserHephaestiondebate whether or not to name yet another cityAlexandria. Rotten Romans:HHTV News: Bob Hale's Roman Report.Caligulatries improving his image with the help of a speechwriter. Terrible Tudors:Elizabeth I's habit of nicknaming her courtiers. Oh Yea! Magazine: Execution Special.
105	"Series 1, Episode 5"	Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt and Arnold Widdowson	14May2009
Song: No song is included in this episode (for the only time in series history). Sketches: Awful Egyptians:Pharaoh Phashion magazine offers beauty tips for peasants and aristocrats. Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste (advertisement). Ruthless Rulers:Louis XI and the Pig Piano, with special guestSimon Cowell(animated). Measly Middle Ages:HHTV News: taking a census for theDomesday Book.William the Conqueror's increasingly unusual funeral. Rotten Romans: Caligula declares war againstPoseidon, god of the sea. Savage Stone Age:HHTV News: Bob Hale's Stone Age Report. Imagine spot: AHomo sapienscouple invite the localNeanderthalsto dinner. Smashing Saxons:"Court of Historical Law":Ethelred the Unreadydetermines a horse thief's guilt viaordeal by cake. Twisted Fairytales: "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" (other punishments for theft). Gorgeous Georgians:Join the Georgian Navy! (advertisement). "Historical Hospital": 'Master of medicaments' Montague Fuzzlepeck diagnoses a patient.
106	"Series 1, Episode 6"	Greg Jenner, Simon Littlefield, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer and Ben Ward	21May2009
Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "A Gorgeous Georgian Lady". Lyrics by Terry Deary (adapted from his bookGorgeous Georgians). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages:A hapless thief tries to mug aflagellant. Highlights from a typical medievalbestiaryare spotlighted on "The Made-Up Planet" (animated). Vile Victorians:Be an exploited child labourer and get absolutely no compensation from Victorian Claims Direct. Chimney Sweeps (advertisement). Gorgeous Georgians:"Historical Wife Swap": Lord and Lady Posh from the Manor swap with the Peasant family of Poorville. Potty Pioneers:Stupid Deaths:Franz Reichelt. Rotten Romans:Imagine spot: Things to remember when you're a galley slave (parody of airline passenger announcements). Dodgy War Inventions No. 7:the Onager(animated). Frightful First World War:Twisted Fairytales: "The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" (urinating on boots to soften the leather). A soldier's frantic hunt for his lucky charms might prove lucky itself. Groovy Greeks:Chat show "Greek Myth Talk" tells the lurid story ofKronosand his attempt at filicide.
107	"Series 1, Episode 7"	Toby Davies, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes, Chris Pell and Ben Ward	28May2009
Song: Nasty Knights: "I'm a Knight" (Monty Pythonpastiche). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Steve Punt and Jim Howick. Sketches: Terrible Tudors:Oh Yea! Magazine: Royal Special. "Historical Hospital": Treating a blister rapidly turns fatal. Groovy Greeks:The story ofHelen of Troyretold as inner-city melodrama, complete withchavaccents. Imagine spot: Smuggling theTrojan horsepast the guards--apparently, much simpler than you'd think. Measly Middle Ages:"That Was Entertainment!":Joustingon ice and other peculiar past-time fun. Woeful Second World War:Twisted Fairytales: "Cinderella" (clothes rationing takes its toll). Fake nylon stockings made with gravy and eye-liner. Awful Egyptians:Imagine spot: Selling pyramid real estate. Meet the Egyptian gods (animated). Vile Victorians:Imagine spot: A little girl must wash in dirty water. Parliamentarians try to find a solution to--or at least, a way to ignore--theGreat Stinkof 1858.
108	"Series 1, Episode 8"	Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes, Greg Jenner, Simon Littlefield, George Poles, Steve Punt and Ben Ward	4June2009
Song: Savage Stone Age: "Caveman Love" (1950'sdoo-wopparody). Performed by Susie Donkin and Sarah Hadland, with Jim Howick, Ben Willbond and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Vicious Vikings:Stupid Deaths:Edmund II. Valhalla Tours: Come to England for the burning and pillaging, stay for the plunder! Savage Stone Age:"Ready Steady Feast": Sampling the best in cave foods. Rotten Romans:FearsomeGaulishleaderVercingetorixis unexpectedly stymied by bad weather in "The Battle ofAvaricum" (movie trailer). The invention ofdecimationas a military punishment. Smashing Saxons:"Historical Hairdressers": Hair treatments. Holiday presents demonstrate the many useful uses of dung. Gorgeous Georgians: This is Georgian Food (parody ofMarks & Spenceradvertisements). A Georgian dentist prepares to replace a tooth. Frightful First World War:Outlining the causes of the war, as simply as possible--that is, not very. The evolution of the fighter plane (animated). Measly Middle Ages:ThePeasant's Revoltis led by the confusingly namedWat Tyler. The rules ofchivalry, and more importantly how to find the loopholes.
109	"Series 1, Episode 9"	Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt and Ben Ward	11June2009
Song Terrible Teachers: "It's Not True!". Performed by Mathew Baynton and Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Terrible Tudors:Weather forecast. Twisted Fairytales: "Thumbelina" (dirty streets) Vile Victorians:Shouty Man: New! Victorian Child Chimney Cleaner. An inspector gets a rundown from strict teachers on school punishments. Rotten Romans:Make all your wishes come true (sort of) with Roman Gods Direct. A general tries desperately to appease all the right gods prior to battle. Vicious Vikings:Words We Get From the: Vikings. Debunking the myth of horned helmets (animated). Groovy Greeks:"Historical Wife Swap": EffeteAtheniansvs. legendarily toughSpartans. Slimy Stuarts:HHTV News: Mike Peabody reports on efforts to cope with theGreat Plague of London. Ye Sun newspaper: Plague Special. "Ready Steady Feast": How to start theGreat Fire of London.
110	"Series 1, Episode 10"	Susie Donkin, Steve Punt, Mark Shillabeer, Ben Ward and Arnold Widdowson	18June2009
Song Measly Middle Ages: "The Plague Song" (musical theatreparody). Lyrics by Terry Deary. Performed by Ben Willbond and Katy Wix with Mathew Baynton and Sarah Hadland. Sketches: Rotten Romans:Sponge on a Stick and Viper Deodorant (advertisements). Vile Victorians:An upper-class couple are conned by a thief using street slang. Great Victorian Inventions:The Car(animated). Terrible Tudors:"Ready Steady Feast": Comparing the diets of rich and poor. "Historical Hairdressers": The latest skin treatments. Cut-Throat Celts:Home decorating with severed heads. Video game: Warrior! Romans vs Celts. Measly Middle Ages:Twisted Fairytales: "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" (plague spreading). Ruthless Rulers:"This Is Your Reign":Napoleon Bonaparteis reunited with his rather unexpectedly accented family. Groovy Greeks:Spartan warriors suit up at the weapons store pre-battle. HHTV News: Mike Peabody live from theBattle of Thermopylae.
111	"Series 1, Episode 11"	Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt & Ben Ward	25June2009
Song Vile Victorians: "British Things". Performed by Sarah Hadland and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Terrible Tudors:Oh Yea! magazine: Royal Special. Imagine spot: Choosing the next royal executioner on "The Axe Factor2" (parody ofThe X Factor2). Groovy Greeks:Stupid Deaths:General Pausanias. "Court of Historical Law":Dracoimposes his truly draconian punishments on an apple thief. Twisted Fairytales: "Sleeping Beauty" (disobeying Draco's non-idleness law in particular). Vile Victorians:HHTV News: Bob Hale'sBritish EmpireReport. Vicious Vikings:Words We Get From the: Vikings. A returning warrior enthusiastically recitesbattle poetryto his distinctly sceptical friend. Slimy Stuarts:Bonfire safety tips withGuy Fawkes. HHTV News: TheEnglish Civil Warbreaks out. Measly Middle Ages:Stupid Deaths: TheGrim Reaperfinally gets fed up while processing the overflow of casualties from the plague, floods,Hundred Years' Waretc. "Ready Steady Feast": Live from theSiege of Orléans.
112	"Series 1, Episode 12"	Dave Cohen, George Sawyer, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward	2July2009
Song Groovy Greeks: "We are Greek" (Flanders & Swannpastiche). Performed by Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick. Sketches: Smashing Saxons:Mealtime charades in a monastery take an unexpected turn. The Monk Art Show: How to write like a monk--if you can survive the ink-making process. Vile Victorians:Schoolchildren have some very unusual names.Queen Victoriapitches her workout regime. Rotten Romans:The gladiator games run out of animals at the worst possible moment. Checking in with Execution Animals "Я" Us. Measly Middle Ages:Twisted Fairytales: "The Ugly Duckling" (why royalty alone were allowed to eat swans). The Earl of Warwick checks on preparations for his dinner party. Groovy Greeks:The first play in history. Stupid Deaths:Aeschylus. Woeful Second World War:A prim couple must choose from a difficult set of inner-city evacuee children. Joining theHitler Youth--or else. Top Three Strangest Hitler Survival Rumours (animated).
113	"Series 1, Episode 13"	Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward	9July2009
Song Vile Victorians: "Burke & Hare". Performed by Mathew Baynton with Jim Howick and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Rotten Romans:A Roman chef is disgusted with the state of newly conquered Britain's cuisine on "Roman Kitchen Nightmares" (Gordon Ramseyparody). A naive visitor is forced to use Rome's (very) public communal toilets. Vile Victorians:Florence Nightingalearrives at aCrimean hospitalclearly in need of her help. Awful Egyptians: "This Is Your Reign": SortingCleopatra's tangled family tree. The story ofHatshepsut, first female pharaoh. Terrible Tudors:The tumultuous history of theGlobe Theatre(animated). The ghost ofRichard IIIchallengesWilliam Shakespeareover the historical accuracy ofthe playbased on the King's life. Vicious Vikings:HHTV News: Bob Hale's Viking Report. Stupid Deaths:Sigurd the Mighty. Gorgeous Georgians:John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, "invents" thesandwich. HHTV Sport: Lice racing.

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