《Shoppin Around For A Christmas Tree》是Bob Rivers演唱的歌曲，收錄於《White Trash Christmas》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Shoppin Around For A Christmas Tree
- 所屬專輯：White Trash Christmas
- 歌曲原唱：Bob Rivers
- 音樂風格：Soundtrack
- 歌曲語言： 英語
歌曲歌詞
Shoppin' around for a Christmas tree
At the grocery parking lot
Every thing over 4 foot 3
Is 'bout hundred bucks a pop
Schlepin' around for a Christmas tree
And I still haven't found a thing
In a trailer I met some drunken' guy
And we did some haggling
People get that ornamental feelin' every year
Mom's and Dad's and kids all happy
Till they get their hands all scratched and sappy
Shoppin' around for Christmas trees
What a crappy holiday
Today they smell so fresh and green
They'll be dead on Christmas Day
You will get that ornamental feeling every year
When you find a tree that looks real jolly
If you turn it round it's as brown as Charlie's
Choppin' down my Christmas tree
In a true old-fashioned way
Toppin' it off with a Spotted Owl
And make hasty get away
