《Play Your Cards Wrong》是Rodney Carrington演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Morning Wood》的專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Play Your Cards Wrong
- 所屬專輯：Morning Wood
- 歌曲原唱：Rodney Carrington
- 發行日期：2000年8月15日
歌曲歌詞
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings
Of my future ex-wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my future don't look to bright
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me a loser
And a lazy no good slob
I've lost my house
I've got no car
I can't keep a job
But I've got a big heart
And another part
Take me home
You'll understand
Because my genitalia
Looks like a pringles can
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
When I pull my pants down
Hey you won't believe I'm white
It's been said that I'm Mr Ed
But don't worry I won't bite
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me dishonest
And they say I'm just lyin'
But I peed next to ol' John Holmes
And he started cryin'
On a sunny day I've got it made
Get under my wiener if you need shade
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
