《Gossip Calypso》是Bernard Cribbins演唱的歌曲，收錄於《The Very Best Of Bernard Cribb》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Gossip Calypso
- 所屬專輯：The Very Best Of Bernard Cribb
- 歌曲原唱：Bernard Cribbins
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Gossip calypso gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Oh Mrs Brown
Well how are you now I tell you
I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach
Don't talk to me
My Charlie has gone and
Fallen down the stairs again
Saints preserve us
Poor old Chap did he hurt himself well
Not as much as Alf
That's my cousin Fred's boy
I learned from Fred the doctor said
He'll have to have his kneecap scraped
Cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Oh Mrs Booze
Have you heard the news that woman
You know the very fat one down at the corner
Climbed in a truck got stuck
They think that they never gonna get her out
Do tell me
Well I had a feller round
And gave him a pound
To free her with an oxyacetylene welder
Must send along some books
It looks like
She's gonna be there quite some time
Cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Oh Mrs were I do like your hair
Who does it
I go to Madame Pom Pom
Around by the gas works
With all that fruit it looks so cute
I can't believe it's really you
Like a film star
Have you heard dear a little bird has
Told me Mrs Tate's expecting her seventh
Well glory be that's three she's had since
Lenny had his tonsils out
Cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
